Bland-Proof recipes

Three ingredients, tops.

Every recipe here is the protein, Everything But Bland, and butter or oil. You won't need a cutting board.

Chicken3 ingredients

Bland-Proof Chicken Thighs

Crispy skin, juicy meat, and about five minutes of actual work.

  • chicken thighs
  • Everything But Bland
  • olive oil or melted butter

45 min · Serves 4 · Oven

Fish3 ingredients

Bland-Proof Salmon

Butter-basted salmon on the table in 15 minutes.

  • salmon fillets
  • Everything But Bland
  • butter, or olive oil

15 min · Serves 2 · Skillet

Turkey3 ingredients

Bland-Proof Turkey Burgers

Turkey burgers that actually taste like something.

  • ground turkey
  • Everything But Bland
  • olive oil or butter

20 min · Serves 4 · Skillet

More on the way as Isis writes them down.

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